Chad Johnson gets the boot from BiP after only a few hours

Chad Johnson appeared on the premiere of season 3 of Bachelor in Paradise and by the end of the 2 hour episode was given the boot.

Apparently producers were hoping that Chad would redeem himself and were shocked when he didn’t seize the opportunity.

For the first few seconds of the premiere Chad actually appeared contrite — even apologizing to foe Evan Bass. It wasn’t clear if it was genuine, if Chad was medicated, or if Chad was just pretending to be sorry.

I actually thought it was pretty cute that Chad packed a ‘meat scale’ in his luggage. But he would not be needing that ‘meat scale’ because a few hours after it began it would all be over for the Chad.

Shockingly he had a suitor though—no not Daniel Maguire, none other than the infamous Lace Morris from Ben Higgins season. Lace was convinced that Chad had a ‘softer’ side and she was determined to find it.

Understandably their fellow cast mates were a bit taken aback by the duo and correctly predicted that the relationship would be the biggest train wreck in Bachelor in Paradise history…and it was.

First Chad and Lace seemed to really hit it off. They seemed really hot for each other….at least in the way two animals may act during mating season.lace-morris

But it was obvious to everyone that this relationship would not end well. The only question was who would draw blood first.

In fact Carly Waddell said it best when she said,

“they’re turned on by each other’s chaos.”

But Chad’s ‘chaos’ gets too aggressive even for Lace and she eventually pushes him away after he tells her that he would throw her under a bus and duct tie her to some railroad tracks — this was Chad’s way of flirting I guess.

The aggressiveness was not endearing and Lace kicks him to the curb.

Then after being criticized by his fellow BiP stars he takes a very low blow at Sarah Herron and makes comments about her one arm.

Herron is furious and says if he doesn’t go she will. Well I don’t think she even had to say that since the low blow was enough for producers to pull the plug.

That and the fact that Chad actually pooped his pants!! Yes, drunk Chad passed out and pooped his pants. I guess this is why he woke up the next day naked! Ewww! Just the thought of production having to remove Chad’s soiled shorts and clean him up with baby wipes!!! Where were the cameras for that? Will that be a “bleach-able moment” ABC?

Anyhow, the next day Chris Harrison emerges with a very serious set of hand gestures telling Chad he must leave.

Chad is shockingly shocked that his behavior has been deemed unacceptable.

He is livid and takes Chris Harrison aside back stage and unleashes on him. Luckily ABC brought their biggest security guard yet on this season.

chis-harrison-hands-7Chad is escorted off of paradise….and banned for life.

Luckily Lace Morris has a plan B in her pocket and moves on to the next biggest train wreck.. Grant Kemp.

Hopefully Hope Higginbotham is still single!

 

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