Ok, we have to discuss the situation that is Luke Pell pretending to look for love on Bachelor Winter Games. Last night the 32-year-old country crooner got a date with 26-year-old Stassi Yaramchuk of Malmö, Sweden.
The two bond over similar heart conditions early in the day which earns Luke a date on a horse-drawn carriage (it reminded me of Coconut. Remember Coconut from Jojo’s premiere?) after Stassi loses/wins the skating competition.
And the best part of the date was when they stumbled upon a wood-burning hot tub, but not just ANY wood-burning hot tub, the same wood-burning hot tub from Luke’s date with Jojo Fletcher!!!
I love the image of Bachelor crew rolling around the country with this wood-burning hot tub in their U-Haul.
Now being a bit of a cynic, I thought Luke must have had something to do with the planning of this given how hot he knows he looks chopping the wood for said hot-tub, both on Jojo’s date and this date. And he even made a point of pointing out to Stassi how skillfully he left the ax in the wood.
Stassi seems impressed although it’s hard to tell since her face doesn’t seem to move. She keeps staring at Luke seductively while puckering her voluminous lips. On the surface it looks like the two may have some chemistry, but Luke is not remotely physically attracted to Stassi.
Here’s the sitch:
Luke is a player, a hustler, a male gigolo—he is looking for a meal ticket–as in someone that will ensure he makes it to the finale and maximizes the amount of time he has to promote his album. And a girl that he can abandon when the show raps without a huge backlash from fans. Stassi is perfect for the role.
To start, in his ITM he claims what they had was not a “physical attraction”.
He compares his connection with Stassi to his connection with Jojo saying his connection with Jojo was much more physical.
‘It’s exactly the same date but…with Stassi…it’s at a deeper emotional level,’ he said—aka he’s not hot for her despite the fact that he keeps saying “x,y,z is what attracted him to Stassi”–he means in a friendly kind of way. After all the two barely kissed.
Additionally, prior to scoring the date Luke said, ’any chance you have to get on a date is super important’ aka he sees this as a competition. He also refers to Stassi as a ’beautiful human being’, which every girl knows is the kiss of death.
And most importantly, Luke has a girlfriend in LA named Holly Allen!!!
The good news for Luke is that Stassi lives in Sweden so he can use the ‘ol long distance thing as a way to gracefully bow out of the relationship when the cameras leave and get back to his skirt-chasing ways.
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The Bachelor Winter Games airs on ABC Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8 p.m. ET.
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