WHAT?! Nick Viall is the 2017 Bachelor! I just returned from Burning Man in the Black Rock desert. Why is this important? Because during my 12 years attending the festival I have always come home to the strangest news. This time I have returned to the shocking news that Nick Viall has been chosen to … Read more
Bachelor in Paradise is a success once again. The show somehow managed to coerce 30-year-old Carly Waddell to fall for 33-year-old Evan Bass. Seriously I didn’t think there were enough mix tapes or lemon juice in the world to illicit a real romantic connection here, but touchee producers did it again. The Nashville erectile dysfunction specialist successfully corralled … Read more
Just when Bachelor in Paradise fans thought Jared Haibon actually had a chance at falling in love and getting engaged to a girl on the show, and not just a restraining order, his potential relationship with Caila Quinn fell apart. Shockingly Caila turned out to be faking it. Ashley Iaconetti maintained in her Cosmopolitan blog that … Read more
