So tonight on the finale of Bachelor in Paradise the couples finally got to consummate their love (it’s hard to believe that they waited this long, but apparently they did). Anyway the funniest part of this situation was 33-year-old Utah hair-stylist Michelle Money perseverating on potentially being disappointed by the size of Cody Sattler’s “package” since in her experience big muscly guys usually have small p***ses.
Michelle Money is one of our all time favorites with her wicked tongue which never minces words and really isn’t the Fantasy Suite always about examining the “package”!!! I mean that could easily be a deal breaker and I loved her honesty about the situation. And to be honest I was thinking the same thing about Cody.
So Michelle explains her concerns in her ITM and the entire thing has to be bleeped out due to the language, but we get the gist of it. And thank God we were all wrong!!
Michelle was pleasantly surprised and explained that the next day she was even “sore” aka the package was an impressive size. And I love that this piece of information helped her make her final decision!
Luckily the Fantasy Suite convinced Michelle that she could make a lifetime commitment to the Chicago muscle boy.
Cody was never shy about professing his love for Michelle Money.
“I’m head over heels for Michelle,” he says. “I haven’t had these feelings for somebody in a long time, and she has the qualities that I want for a girlfriend and potentially a future wife.”
So now after a short couple of weeks in Tulum, Mexico, Cody Sattler is moving to Salt Lake City Utah to be with Michelle and her 9-year-old daughter Brielle.
Ho Alert. and that means Michelle Money. She talks about how sore she is after the Fantasy Suite. She is disgusting and a psycho too. She will latch onto any guy who wants her.