Tonight The Bachelorette implemented the most brilliant idea ever!–a lie detector test! Bravo ABC! This should be a given EVERY season. This show is already so ridiculous/amazing, lets just take it to a “whole new level” ABC where we ambush the guys and treat them like criminals forcing them to take a lie detector test–grilling them about the most personal details of their every day life like how many sexual partners they have had and if they wash their hands after they use the bathroom!!
A-MAZING!!!
OK, so the episode begins in Venice, Italy, as Andi grabs Nick for an impromptu one-on-one date, much to the disapproval of the other guys.
I have to admit, I don’t get the Nick thing!!! I’m sure Nick is a great guy, but I wouldn’t put him in the top 5 for her at all. But what do I know? She digs him.
So the two hang out in Venice and Nick tries to dig himself out of the hole after acquiring quite a rep for fighting with the other guys.
Once again Nick let’s Andi know that he is s-e-r-i-o-u-s-l-y IN to her and that he’s falling in love.
Then on the group date the guys go to an old castle where they have to take a lie detector test!!! EPIC!!! and brilliant!!! We learn a lot about Dylan Petit, like that he has had sex with over 20 girls and that he doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom!!!
Oh the humiliation! Well, it’s OK Dylan. I’m sure a lot of people don’t wash their hands after urination. There are worse things for sure. For example I had a guy offer to urinate on me at a nude beach here in San Diego while asking for my phone number. I declined the amazing one time offer.
Anyway, when Andi gets the results she rips them up!!–In typical uno fashion! Reading the results would not be “the right thing to do”!
But it looks like she regrets her decision because she starts to feel really insecure about Josh and starts to wonder if he is a “cheater”, since it appears that her ex boyfriend, pro football player John Busing cheated on her.
She seems to be really set back by her concerns about Josh.
Then she has a one-on-one with Cody who seems just a tiny bit too bridge and tunnel for her. The two go to fair Verona and visit the inspiration for Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. He reads her a love letter and claims he wants to take things to “the next level”!!! But Andi confesses that she sees him more as a friend!!!
Andi also has the most epic uno meltdown of all time when she has to reject Cody in the middle of the date. Did I call it or what on her enneagram breakdown. She is a One and I said rejecting these guys will be absolute toruture for her. I mean I know its hard for everyone but especially hard for the uno who feels that deep down she is a “bad person” anyway….and notice how she said as she was letting Cody go “its the right thing to do”. As I said the uno is obsessed with “the right thing to do” more than any other number.
Chris Soules confesses to Andi that he’s her secret admirer. JJ claims he’s sick of cheering on the other guys’ successes! Awwwwww JJ!!! I can’t wait to find JJ at Burning Man this year and give him a BIG hug!!!!
At the rose ceremony Andi gives roses to Dylan, Brian, Marcus and Josh.
What a situation!!!!!
