Tonight was the Bachelor in Paradise finale and everyone was shocked by the love story of Bachelor villain Michelle Money and Bachelorette muscle boy boyfriend Cody Sattler! Cody was “head over heels” for Michelle, but we were not quite sure if Michelle was reciprocating those feelings tonight.
Luckily Michelle contacts her love advisor/9-year-old daughter Brielle who gives her some stellar advice! (Incidentally Brielle’s father is Michelle’s ex Ryan Money).
Brielle says the only thing that matters is that Cody has a good personality and will treat her well. Michelle is also perseverating over her doubts that Cody will ‘measure up’ in the Fantasy Suite aka he will have a small pen!s. She claims… ”I really think that by tomorrow morning, I will have such a clear understanding of which direction to go,” aka “after I see the package”. “I feel like it could go either way.”
So luckily Cody did some magic in the FS. In fact she tells Lacy the next morning that he’s amazing in bed. “After the time that I got to spend with Cody last night, I am so crystal clear about what it is I want right now,” she proclaims. “And I want Cody.”
She claims that se is “sore” after her FS time!
The remaining couples sit down with three Bachelor/Bachelorette successful couples — Jason and Molly Mesnick, Sean and Catherine Lowe, and Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried. Jason proclaims…. “I came into this thinking there was no way Michelle and Cody were a legitimate couple, and I was completely wrong.”
Luckily Cody and Michelle received the official endorsement of Bachelor Nation and proceeded to the rose ceremony. ”I can honestly look you in the eyes today and tell you that I’m crazy about you, and I’m madly in love with you,” he says. “I’m excited to leave Paradise and get our lives going.”
Michelle replies, “You came into my life exactly when I needed you…You have made me feel so loved. And the way that you have included my daughter in every thought and every plan for the future has meant more to me than you’ll ever know…You are the sugar and I am the spice, and we go together so well.”
Cody arrived in paradise late in the game. In fact before he arrived Michelle had already set her sights on Marquel Martin and Robert Graham. So I don’t think anyone saw this coming.