The Bachelor Canada season 2 premiere: recap

Tonight Bachelor Canada season 2 2014 FINALLY began!!!!–after 2 LONG years of waiting the limos arrived and the landing gears  touched down for the new 10-episode season on City Tv in Canada. No question that the epic love story of Brad Smith and winner Bianka Kamber is going to be a tough act to follow.

We finally officially meet Toronto entrepreneur Tim Warmels, a “fiercely independent” guy who will “throw away the rulebook” and his 25 amazing ladies!

Of course we see a lot of B-roll footage of Tim looking important with his hipster comrades and his aviator sunglasses and a mysterious back tattoo. It’s a little confusing “what” Tim does, but we know he is wealthy and it has something to do with “building” things. Tim talks about being brought up with simple values. Immediately we realize that Tim is ‘deep’, very ‘deep’, but not so great with words.

First we get a few intros…..

The super sexy 3rd grade french teacher Natalie speaking in her sexy ‘indoor voice’ looks like a front runner.

Renée-Anne the emergency doctor “I’ve been in a lot of traumatic situations and these 24 girls are not gonna phase me at all.”

There’s a lingerie model cougar (yikes)

Rileigh says her true philosophy is to “party as much as possible”.

April Brockman is adorable. She talks about how her father died when she was young of a drug overdose. Tim is gonna love her and her very dramatic backstory.

Love Jennifer the joyologist! She is sooo fun! I hope she stays around a while.

Of course there is a pageant queen…Trisha Vergo

April Borgnetta, is aVagician” at the ‘Foxy Box’!! “its just like vacuuming, its just a different carpet”.

April Brockman Source: Bachelor Canada

April Brockman
Source: Bachelor Canada

Enter Host Tyler Harcott who welcomes Tim to the mansion.

And the ladies arrive! The ladies are not exactly blowing me away this season, but there were a few potential contenders and a few potential ‘situations’!

Sachelle delivers Tim a seashell so that he will remember her name.

April Borgnetta, theVagician” from Victoria emerges from the limo with an explosion of confetti guns. This girl knows how to get the party started. Did I mention that she is also a burlesque dancer?

Christine Bachelor Canada Season 2 First Impression Rose Source: City Tv

Christine Bachelor Canada Season 2
First Impression Rose
Source: City Tv

Rebecca, from Calgary, baked him a pie.

Sonia, the 42-year-old lingerie model! Props to City Tv for casting a cougar! And she made it past the first round even!

Rileigh, the philosophy student and LCBO spokesperson, that’s the Liquor Control Board of Ontario presented Tim with a tray of shots. She’s gonna be fun.

April Brockman, the 27-year-old Realtor from Wasaga Beach, ON. April will be a big contender. She is very cute and charming.

Dominique looked like a dominatrix in her 6 inch heels,

Trisha Vergo, a beauty Queen from Alberta gives Tim a pageant sash,

Andrea Driedger, 30, Kelowna, British Columbia.

Renée-Anne, the E.R. doctor wrote a special prescription from a doctor on how to make it through the crazy night–original. 

Ritiuska Leon, a gorgeous girl from Puerto Ordaz, Venezuela.

Natalie Elliott, is the gorgeous 27-year-old Elementary French Teacher from Cambridge, ON. “He’s the type of guy I could see myself being with,” she proclaims. “He’s just such a rare type of guy and it’s difficult to find men like him these days.”

Elliott claims that she’s looking for a Type A personality who’s funny and outgoing. I bet she will make it far, because she’s got the brains and beauty that makes for good solid marriage material, but she may be a little too Mary Poppins for him.

Martha Reyes Islas, Fashion Buyer from Cuernavaca, Mexico–what? There are actually Mexican people in Canada? It just seems so odd, but awesome.

Kaylynn, the ballerina from Vancouver bonds with Tim over being bullied. The two sit in awkward silence — “If I’m very honest, yeah, I wanted to kiss her” Tim proclaimed in his ITM.

Kelsey, a sommelier, opened a bottle of champagne with a knife (kinda creepy).

Christine, the 29 year-old music teacher from Vancouver sings to Tim.

Jennifer Selinger, the joyologist pumps Tim up telling him ‘we’re gonna kill it’ and a girl name Lisa, the 25-year-old Hair Stylist who is gonna be a serious situation–she is seriously bitchy, and a bunch of other ladies I can’t remember arrive to meet Tim.

Christine got the First Impression rose from Tim in the most awkward First Impression rose delegation of all time.

Kaylynn has a bit of a meltdown but luckily gets a consultation from Jennifer, the joyologist. City Tv you have to give her a spin-off!!

Remember Raelee was the contestant chosen by Bachelor Canada fans but sadly she doesn’t make it past night one.

Roses for: Sachelle, Sonia, Rileigh, Natalie, Christine, Kaylynn, Jenny, Dominique, Martha, April Borgnetta, Lisa, Rene-Anne, April, Alison, Sonya and Trisha.

Lisa Bachelor Canada Season 2 Source: City Tv

Lisa Bachelor Canada Season 2
Source: City Tv

No rose: Andrea, Jacqueline, Jennifer, Jewel, Kelsey, Martha, Raelee, Rebecca, Riti, Sarah, and Sharan.

Ok, next! Enough of the business. Let the situations begin!

The previews for the season show Tim taking the ladies to Italy and suggest Lisa will be the villain of the show.

The Bachelor Canada airs Thursdays at 8 p.m. ET on City.

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