Conspiracy theory: Pamela Anderson poisons Julian Assange with vegan sandwich

Conspiracy theory: Pamela Anderson poisons Julian Assange with vegan sandwich

Wow! You really can’t make this stuff up! Julian Assange has certainly been ruffling the feathers of some very powerful people lately — many of which would obviously like to see Assange dead, but this new claim about an attempt on Assange’s life is nothing short of….. amazing.

The theory contends that Bay Watch star Pamela Anderson poisoned Julian Assange with a Pret vegan sandwich last Saturday.

Crazy? Yeah, but isn’t reality crazier than fiction right now?

Obviously the Clinton team wants Assange dead so he can stop dumping emails and influencing the 2016 election and they know Julian’s biggest weakness is pretty women. So perhaps actress Pamela Anderson doubles as a honeypot.

According to The Daily Mail, WikiLeaks founder Assange “says his internet link was ‘severed’ by state agents hours after claims he was poisoned by a Pret vegan sandwich brought to him by Pamela Anderson.”

Anderson and Rabbi Shmuley Boteach were in town to give a speech at the Oxford Union against the ills of pornography — aka a speech to promote global censorship.

That’s right Anderson and Shmuley are every bit a part of the illuminati as Clinton,  Trump and Assange. There are no heroes here — just one team of megalomaniacs fighting another.

Paparazzis snapped Photos of of Anderson walking into Assange’s Ecuadorian embassy hideout in London — Anderson holding several Pret a Manger bags and a copy of fashion designer Vivienne Westwood’s new book.

Westwood claimed that, “she was supposed to take Pamela Anderson to see Julian in the embassy but she got the date wrong, so she went on her own the day after me…She told me afterwards that they got on very well. Julian was just brilliant.”

She went on to say that Anderson is attempting to “help people with her new trust, and that [Assange] gave her some ideas on how to do that.”

“Trust” equals global Foundation. All of these Foundations are money laundering schemes for these phony do-gooders seeking global control. No shock that Anderson is setting up one of these to milk money from her fanbase and hand it to her handlers.

Assange should have known better. He knows darn well that Anderson is on the Purple team. Yes there are teams. 3 right now. Red (masculine energy, boot-to-neck, the Draconians), Blue (Feminine energy, Communist energy, “peace” and “love”, the New Age, the Djinn) and then there is Purple (the merging of masculine and feminine, the Vampires).

So Anderson and her fangs are on the Purple team with the Clintons and all the other vampires. Assange is on the Communist team with Trump and Putin. In the past these teams have cooperated, but those days are gone. This is war. The war between Trump and Clinton is real and it’s winner take all. Each represents their respective team.

Assange is a narcissist (the Blue team has major problems with narcissism) and he has obviously been beating off to Anderson since he first hit puberty. So all they had to do was tell him this VIP was interested in him and boom…the ‘ol Vegan sandwich trick.

The Baywatch actress told the Press Association: “I really believe in him and think he’s a good person, and I’m concerned about his health, his family, and I just hope that by some miracle he’s set free.”

And Assange believed her. What a dumb-ass!

WikiLeaks’ official Twitter account soon sent out a series of mysterious tweets thought to be the ‘ol “dead man’s switch,”.  The “dead man’s switch,” gets activated if the ViP user suddenly dies.


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