As much as I think Bachelorette Andi Dorfman is a bit of a jackass for dissing her experience as The Bachelorette and for publicly shaming ex fiancee Josh Murray, I do love an inside scoop and her book ’It’s Not Okay’ does dish some good details including details on the infamous sexy time in the Fantasy Suites with runner-up 35-year-old Nick Viall…remember they did “fiancee things”?
So turns out Nick is not the stud he pretends to be.
According to Andi there was no sexual chemistry with Nick once they got to the Fantasy Suites. Apparently the foreplay was way hotter than the actual event.
“The fireworks between us just weren’t there. All of the kissing and groping and chemistry we had atop the sheets just wasn’t the same underneath them.”
In the middle of sex, Andi claims that Nick asked her, “Would you rather make love… or f**k?” “We’re finally doing the deed, I’m trying to make the scenario less embarrassing by leading him toward romance, and all he can ask is would I rather f**k or make love?”
Of course we know since they did “fiancee things” how Andi responded to the request. “Make love,” she said. Nick responded, “Well, If I had four times, I’d like to f**k the first three times and make love the fourth.”
WHOAH!!! Where did he come up with “four times”? Funny that he had this all planned out.
Andi goes on to say that Nick made it sound like he was living large in Chicago, but the truth was underwhelming.
“I had envisioned high ceilings, exposed brick, a view of downtown, a bike on the wall, and contemporary artwork, but it [was] just a garden-variety bachelor pad,” she remembers. “And in the shallowest of ways, being in his apartment [gave] me relief that the fantasy I had envisioned [wasn't] reality.”
Yikes! I’d be nervous if I ever had a sexual encounter with Andi Dorfman. She is out for blood. Good thing she is an attorney. She probably used her law skills to write this book and figure out what she could get away with saying.
I do love the details. I just think it’s sort of in bad form to bash the show that made her famous. And really the guys were put in such a bizarre and difficult situation. It’s fun to judge them, but also maybe a tad bit unfair.
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