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Situation: Grown men in serious monogamous relationships with life-sized dolls

Ok, there is a major situation going down today in America or as Mitt Romney likes to call it….”Amercia.” No, I am not talking about the 2012 Presidential election or Mitt Romney’s recent Twitter gaff misspelling the word “America”, I am talking about a situation where grown men are buying life-sized dolls and entering into … Read more

Mega-six-uation: Emily Maynard’s episode 3 group date is every guy’s worst nightmare

We thought it was a bit out of control when 25-year-old Bachelorette Emily Maynard took Ryan Bowers to her house last week to make chocolate chip cookies for little Ricki’s soccer practice… and then forced him to stay in the mini-van while she delivered said cookies. We also thought it was a bit out of control … Read more

Tanking Facebook IPO draws suspicion

Looks like we were right about Facebook going public just to syphon money from investors in a classic pump and dump scam. The first clue was that Morgan Stanley was the company bringing them public. My personal opinion is that it was grossly overvalued intentionally so that Facebook insiders could cash out and it looks like … Read more

‘The Bachelorette Season 8’: So many dudes, so many situations!

What is up with all the guys with situations this season?!?!! Michael Nance I mean, we have Michael Nance the rehab counselor/guitar teacher (for blind students) from Austin, Texas and his recent addiction to painkillers. In a deleted scene from the show, Michael revealed, “I was addicted to prescription drugs…somewhere along the line. It’s a vicious cycle…I’m … Read more

Is Jef Holm’s company People Water legit? We hope so!

UPDATE: We received a comment from a PeopleWater enthusiast that we wanted to add to our post.  This is what the commenter has to say: Their mission statement is “For every bottle purchased PW will give an equal amount of clean water to a person in need.” So how does the math work when they fund a … Read more

JP Morgan Chase derivatives: a 2 billion dollar crack in a 200 trillion dollar situation

A two billion dollar loss may not seem like much to a company that’s worth 2.3 trillion dollars but this is a very big deal and here is why: US banks have 200 trillion dollars in derivatives on their books and taxpayers guarantee that debt. Q: What is a derivative? A: No one knows Not … Read more

‘Bachelor’ host Chris Harrison talks about his recent divorce

So the big Bachelor news this season is that The Bachelor host himself, Chris Harrison, divorced his wife of 18 years, Gwen. For the past 16 seasons of The Bachelor, and for the past 8 seasons of The Bachelorette, we have watched Chris, the consummate professional love advisor extraordinaire, situation arbiter, relationship negotiator, arm-chair psychologist, mediator, … Read more

Weigh in on Bachelorette Emily Maynard’s Season 8 polls!!

It’s that time of year again. It’s time for you to don your most patriotic hat and VOTE NOW in our hugely important Bachelorette polls! It’s a presidential election year, people. And there are burning questions afoot. We the People of Bachelor Nation must WEIGH IN!

The GOP Primary: pervasive election fraud steals the nomination for banker puppet Mitt Romney

Never before has there been a bigger disparity between reality and well….reality. There is no doubt Romney is having serious problems drumming up enthusiasm, but you would never know that from his stellar performance in the GOP primary. He has effortlessly swept the primaries this year — killing the competition. Judging from these impressive results, you … Read more