Season 5 of Vanderpump Rules premieres tonight and I can NOT wait! VP Rules is my favorite show to write about (aside from the Bachelor of course) because the storylines are always un-F@CKING-believable!!! In fact given the shows lewd and salacious history it’s hard to imagine that there is anything that could shock viewers at this point.
So it’s not surprising that Vanderpump Rules is now breaking out the “L” card….yes we saw a storyline that revealed Jax Taylor had a secret gay relationship in his past, and it’s obvious that both Tom Sandoval and and Tom Schwartz have a secret gay crush on Jax, but we have yet to have a good lesbian storyline on the show.
Of course the always shameless Kristen Doute would be in the mix for this one. You have to love Kristen for her ‘anything goes that will keep me on camera’ attitude.
Jax Taylor apparently starts a rumor that his girlfriend Brittany Cartwright is a lesbian and a rumor that Kristen Doute went to town on her. Sweet, demure southern, Brittany is beside herself and tells cameras,
“Kristen Doute did not go down on me…I am strictly dickly.”
Of course a good rule of thumb is if you have a secret, don’t tell Jax. Jax is famous for lying or at least spinning a good yarn, but in this scenario Jax doesn’t really gain anything from lying so I suspect the rumor is likely true, but it’s also not much of a shocker or a deal breaker.