A number of things happened on episode 8 of Vanderpump Rules, most of which I can’t remember, because the biggest situation of all was the revelation that Lala Kent and Ariana Madix had sex in the back of Tom Sandoval’s car.
Just when I thought we had unearthed all of the sexual deviation on Vanderpump Rules, a whole new sex sitch came to light that not even I was expecting!
Sure Ariana’s flexible sexuality is not the biggest shocker — especially given her lack of interest in having sex with boyfriend Tom, but Lala Kent ???
Despite Ariana’s contention last year that costar Faith Stowers had a lesbian crush on Lala, I never would have predicted that one given Lala’s obsession with having sex with men.
I assumed that girl was straight as a ruler. But apparently not. On Monday Jan. 28’s episode of VP Rules, Tom told Jax Taylor, Tom Schwartz, James Kennedy and Peter Madrigal,
“I don’t know if I ever told you this,” ….
“Ariana and Lala had been out all day drinking and they’re wasted, they’re in my car. And Lala goes ‘Sorry, Sando, I’m just in love with your girl right now. Ariana, will you climb in the back seat? I just want to eat your p***y.”
“Ariana climbs in the back and Lala just starts going to f**king town dude.”
The revelation shocked everyone except James who exclaimed that Lala was a “freak in the bedroom.”
“There’s no stopping horny Lala,” he says.
(Sidenote: Don’t forget the great rim job situation of 2016.)
Taylor goes home to conveniently find Lala and an entire camera crew in his West Hollywood apartment. And naturally he inquires if the girl-on-girl sex rumors are true.
Lala knows better than to divulge this info to Jax and denies the claim, but apparently she doesn’t know better than to tell cameras.
“Did this happen with Ariana and myself? Yes,” Lala tells an entire camera crew. “Am I about to blow Ariana’s spot up with Jax and Brittany [Cartwright] right now? Hell no.”
Ariana is furious that boyfriend, Tom revealed the tryst.
She tells him that it was “not his story to tell,” and that he was doing it “to sound cool in front of a bunch of guys.”
Ariana tells cameras,
“I’m not embarrassed or ashamed of what happened between Lala and I, but I do feel like Tom betrayed my trust by telling this story to his guy friends,” …. “My sexuality is not something that is meant to sound cool to a bunch of dudes.”
As for Lala, this is not her first dip in the Lady Pond!!
In December she revealed that she once had a secret romance with a female castmate.
“I’ve had two relations with chicks and I’m usually pretty gone with the drink and it’s not my most favorite thing, but I’ve done it,” ….. “Lala had fun back in the day before she was locked down. It was, like, ‘Let’s live it up.’”
Apparently those days of swimming in the lady pond are over since Lala got engaged to Randall Emmett in September 2018.
Vanderpump Rules airs on Bravo Mondays at 9 p.m. ET.