Fresh from her slippery in-sea skinny dipping sex scene in Puerto Rico, it looks like Courtney Robertson will decide to bare it all (once again) in next week’s episode of The Bachelor in Panama. US Weekly recently posted this fun preview clip on their site, which shows her opting to forego her individual underwear and to instead just wear the local, revealing fantasy outfit.
I mean…this girl definitely has what is oft referred to as “magical p*ssy syndrome,” where she finds her genitalia to be so outstanding that it deserves widespread admiration. Another side effect of this syndrome is the belief that everyone should bow down and love her for everything (her genitalia) she has to offer.
This, coupled with what we here at Ok! Here is the Situation believe to be a case of borderline personality disorder, makes her one of the most interesting and horrendous characters in Bachelor history. And poor Ben is completely being seduced by the evil Siren that Courtney Robertson is. It’s also further proof that Courtney is an “unhealthy 3” per the ancient enneagram tool, which we outline in great detail here.
What I can’t wait for is 1) a potential Courtney hometown date (will we get to meet her actual family? or are we just going to get a glimpse into her shallow Santa Monica lifestyle?) and 2) a potential finale meetup between Courtney and Ben’s Mom and sister. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE?!??!?!? They are likely to put Ashely Hebert’s sister’s awkward and harsh meeting with JP to shame!
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What creeped me out way more than Courtney not wearing her bikini top is that when Ben showed up, he said something to the effect that he expected all the women to be doing the same thing. Um – that’s not okay, Ben. You can’t just hand women outfits that they see as too skimpy and then get disappointed when they don’t follow through.
Also, there’s something fishy going on with this whole thing, because the native women were wearing that top, and no one was blacking/blurring them. So … either they were just blurring Courtney to make things dramatic, or she was wearing it incorrectly, or her boobs are different than the natives – all of which are vaild.
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After seeing that the native women were wearing “just the beads,” it made me give Courtney more props for sure (I think the camera blurring must have just been for dramatic effect, in the end). But, depending on boob size, you really can’t blame some of the women for wanting to keep their swimsuit tops on either.