Fresh from her slippery in-sea skinny dipping sex scene in Puerto Rico, it looks like Courtney Robertson will decide to bare it all (once again) in next week’s episode of The Bachelor in Panama. US Weekly recently posted this fun preview clip on their site, which shows her opting to forego her individual underwear and to instead just wear the local, revealing fantasy outfit.
I mean…this girl definitely has what is oft referred to as “magical p*ssy syndrome,” where she finds her genitalia to be so outstanding that it deserves widespread admiration. Another side effect of this syndrome is the belief that everyone should bow down and love her for everything (her genitalia) she has to offer.
This, coupled with what we here at Ok! Here is the Situation believe to be a case of borderline personality disorder, makes her one of the most interesting and horrendous characters in Bachelor history. And poor Ben is completely being seduced by the evil Siren that Courtney Robertson is. It’s also further proof that Courtney is an “unhealthy 3″ per the ancient enneagram tool, which we outline in great detail here.
What I can’t wait for is 1) a potential Courtney hometown date (will we get to meet her actual family? or are we just going to get a glimpse into her shallow Santa Monica lifestyle?) and 2) a potential finale meetup between Courtney and Ben’s Mom and sister. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE?!??!?!? They are likely to put Ashely Hebert’s sister’s awkward and harsh meeting with JP to shame!