Every season we like to do a personality breakdown of the Bachelor/Bachelorette so we can figure out exactly what kind of situation we are dealing with. We like to use the enneagram because it is the oldest known tool for understanding personality traits. Simply stated, “enneagram” is a Greek word meaning “nine-diagram”. The tool and all of … Read more
Sorry for the delayed recap of recaps this week, folks. What an episode! In fact, because the entire Internet fell in love with Jef “One F” Holm this week, I had to create an entire, unofficial “Jef Holm is a Dreamboat” fan page to showcase some of the crazy tributes fans are posting for him … Read more
From the moment Kalon McMahon stepped out of his helicopter (forgoing the standard Bachelorette limousine), it was obvious he was going to be a “situation”. Then we learned he was a former model (also a situation) and a “luxury brand consultant”! So how in the world was Emily so shocked tonight when she learned Kalon had referred to … Read more
Tonight we got a closer look at Texas-born and bred fitness model/insurance salesman Sean Lowe on The Bachelorette as the show set out to London for more one-one and group-date adventures. So is Sean right for Emily? Well, we got a glimpse at Sean’s 6-pack on the very uncomfortable group grilling session with Emily’s close friends … Read more
Um, WOW! So, we’ve all been fairly skeptical of Kalon McMahon (aka “Helicopter Guy”) and his motives and his overall “spoiled rich boy” antics on The Bachelorette over the past few weeks. And, a lot of us, from the previews, have made the assumption that either Ryan or Kalon were probably the leading picks for … Read more
So far, we’ve only seen affectionate “knee pats” between Jef Holm and Emily Maynard on this season of The Bachelorette. Oh, and he did put his arm around her (eventually!) during the fireworks show on this week’s Group Date. But, why oh why hasn’t he gone in for a kiss yet?! Well, he revealed why … Read more
If you’re not familiar with the term “greasers,” then you really need to read “The Outsiders,” by S.E. Hinton. In the book, there were two rival groups, the Greasers and the Socs (short for “socials”), that were divided by their socioeconomic status. Basically, the Greasers were the poor kids and they’d get beat up all … Read more
Holy Moly this season of The Bachelorette is boring! Yet, I watch. I watch because I love LOVE and I do love watching the lead and the frontrunners fall for each other. But those parts could really be condensed into a 30-minute show this season. The rest is just uninteresting filler fluff, unfortunately! I mean, … Read more
Erica Rose — one of our favorite contestants from the last season of Bachelor Pad — apparently knows Kalon McMahon from Texas and insists he is dishonest. Rose said the following in an interview with Star Magazine: “Emily should take anything he says with a grain of salt. And if she wants to know why, all … Read more
So far, this season of The Bachelorette has been KILLING ME with how G-Rated its been. But then I remembered that ABC is owned by Disney and now I’m actually surprised it hasn’t been totally G-Rated all along (I mean, we all remember the Ben and Courtney skinny dip from last season. Maybe fans across … Read more
