Bachelorette Emily Maynard’s Enneagram personality breakdown

Every season we like to do a personality breakdown of the Bachelor/Bachelorette so we can figure out exactly what kind of situation we are dealing with. We like to use the enneagram because it is the oldest known tool for… Continue Reading

‘The Bachelorette Season 8’ episode 5 recap: Your faves weigh in

Sorry for the delayed recap of recaps this week, folks. What an episode! In fact, because the entire Internet fell in love with Jef “One F” Holm this week, I had to create an entire, unofficial “Jef Holm is a… Continue Reading

‘Bachelorette Season 8:’ “The Kalon Situation”

From the moment Kalon McMahon stepped out of his helicopter (forgoing the standard Bachelorette limousine), it was obvious he was going to be a “situation”. Then we learned he was a former model (also a situation) and a “luxury brand consultant”! So how… Continue Reading

Is Sean Lowe a good match for ‘Bachelorette’ Emily Maynard?

Tonight we got a closer look at Texas-born and bred fitness model/insurance salesman Sean Lowe on The Bachelorette as the show set out to London for more one-one and group-date adventures. So is Sean right for Emily? Well, we got a… Continue Reading

‘Bachelorette’ villain Kalon McMahon is a douchebag on Twitter

Um, WOW! So, we’ve all been fairly skeptical of Kalon McMahon (aka “Helicopter Guy”) and his motives and his overall “spoiled rich boy” antics on The Bachelorette over the past few weeks. And, a lot of us, from the previews,… Continue Reading

Why hasn’t Jef Holm kissed Emily Maynard yet on ‘The Bachelorette’?

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So far, we’ve only seen affectionate “knee pats” between Jef Holm and Emily Maynard on this season of The Bachelorette. Oh, and he did put his arm around her (eventually!) during the fireworks show on this week’s Group Date. But,… Continue Reading

Emily Maynard’s Hipsters: Jef Holm, Arie Luyendyk, Jr., Michael Nance and Alejandro Velez

If you’re not familiar with the term “greasers,” then you really need to read “The Outsiders,” by S.E. Hinton. In the book, there were two rival groups, the Greasers and the Socs (short for “socials”), that were divided by their… Continue Reading

‘The Bachelorette Season 8′ episode 4 recap: Your faves weigh in

Holy Moly this season of The Bachelorette is boring! Yet, I watch. I watch because I love LOVE and I do love watching the lead and the frontrunners fall for each other. But those parts could really be condensed into… Continue Reading

‘The Bachelorette season 8’ Kalon McMahon: Why does Erica Rose call him a liar?

Erica Rose — one of our favorite contestants from the last season of Bachelor Pad — apparently knows Kalon McMahon from Texas and insists he is dishonest. Rose said the following in an interview with Star Magazine: “Emily should take anything… Continue Reading

‘The Bachelorette Season 8′ episode 3 recap: Your faves weigh in

So far, this season of The Bachelorette has been KILLING ME with how G-Rated its been. But then I remembered that ABC is owned by Disney and now I’m actually surprised it hasn’t been totally G-Rated all along (I mean,… Continue Reading